Hillary scores O.J. Simpson’s endorsement
This just in via American Princess.
This is probably no more than an insurance policy that he receives a pardon once the Hillary machine rolls its way into the oval office but frankly it may also be the single most important moment of the entire campaign.
We also find out that Bill Clinton played golf with O.J. several times after the trial and that ll her life Hillary has tried to help people….perhaps a little too much like O.J. tried to “help people.” We could say that “birds of a feather flock together,” but that would be reckless and unwarranted and frankly, O.J. doesn’t have the ability to make FBI files disappear, so Hillary is still a little ahead on that one.
In case you were wondering, yes, O.J. will be able to vote in 2008. They don’t take away your right to vote because you are a felon until after you are fully and fairly convicted.
So there ya have it… O.J. is endorsing Hillary Clinton for President.
And in other news… I just threw up a little in my mouth.
